dick destroy

To engage in coitus with a female to the point that her vagina cannot forget about it for several days. This can be done because of the large size of one's member, by endurance, technique, or any combination thereof.

John dick destroyed his girlfriend Mary on Monday and, as such, did not get any for the rest of the week.

by TomHat September 26, 2008

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search and destroy

Honey gotta strike me blind, somebody gotta save my soul, baby penetrates my mind

And I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

by the bg August 21, 2004

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Destroy Alderaan

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan

"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"

by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004

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Destroy the town

To have fun at a level where it should be considered illegal. It in no way, shape, or form, involves literally "destroying the town."(Unless you want to take it to that extreme)

Person 1: "Hey, you know of anything going on tonight?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Hell, I'm bored. Let's go destroy the town tonight."

Person 2: "Hell Yea!!!"

by ejrjesus08 February 14, 2009

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