Despicable Phil

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

by Another Horrible Person March 14, 2014

despicable lick

a stolen object from school- the bigger the better😈

I just copped this despicable lick in the bathroom.

by shiatgirl101 September 10, 2021

Despicably correct

A period of time where everything goes totally and utterly correct. Nothing bad, just a perfect period of time.

Today I thought everything would go wrong, but it went despicably correct!

by Tylzr9 July 18, 2023

Despicable me 2

Dave is the best minion no contest.

“Despicable me 2 is the greatest film of all time”

“Azelin stop jerking off to despicable me 2”

by Sober_Blam April 19, 2023

despicable

a synonym for calling somebody hateful

Person 1: You’re so despicable! what is wrong with you?
Person 2: ok

by Enter A Name Here March 11, 2023

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Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 4, 2023

The Despicable Me

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.

Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023