desperage
desperage by grandpajenkins September 7, 2011
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Desperepeat
Desperepeat (Desperate Repeat):
Verb
When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Verb
When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Mike: *drags shoe across floor, farting sound is heard*
Everybody around Mike: *laughter*
Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*
Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.
Everybody around Mike: *laughter*
Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*
Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.
Desperepeat by XanderWhit November 17, 2011
Related Words
Desperanto
A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.
"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.
Why is he talking like that?
He's a desperanto.
Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Why is he talking like that?
He's a desperanto.
Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013
Deserae
A smart girl who gets angry very easily but has a soft heart on the inside. She is easily mistaken for a bitch or a phsycopath, but is really like you or me. She is stronger mentally, and physically than you think, don't underestimate her. If you find a Deserae, get her, and keep her. But, if you deceive her, she will want vengeance. Don't ever cross her.
Deserae by Crazycat334 November 15, 2018
desperate af
When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017
Desperation Debating
A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
last minute desperation
I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
last minute desperation by mitch00uk April 3, 2015