destressify 

Verb: When you are stressed and want to relax you... relax which leads to destressifying

"Oh, I am so tired, I need to go to bed soon to destressify"

destressify by nelly's lover April 27, 2005

Deserterism 

The belief of disowning your past interests/friends in fear of scrutiny and the possibility of humiliation.

The followers are called, "Deserters", "Hypocrites" or in some cases "Desertocrites"

Regular Guy: "American Pie, the original, was a great film. It was hilarious!"

Deserterism Believer: "American Pie is NOT a film! It's a piece shit movie."

Regular Guy: "But didn't you own it on VHS and DVD, and have a poster of it on your wall back in the day?"

Deserterism Believer: "Well yeah, but that was, like, 10 years ago. So, yeah."

Regular Guy: "Oh, okay... I guess."

Deserterism by Anonisamust April 6, 2009

DesertRose 

An incredibly beautiful woman, who is also tough enough to withstand anything. Just as a Flower, or any plant, must be strong in order to withstand the harsh elements of the desert.

Don't underestimate that one, she might be beautiful but she's a true DesertRose.

DesertRose by Movobra April 10, 2022

Destression 

Destression is when you are so stressed from work or school, you become depressed.

Person: “This homework is causing destression, I can’t do it anymore”

Destression by monananannanananana June 3, 2018

destressificate 

The process of ridding yourself of stress during inherently stressful times. Usually involving copious ammounts of napping, tv watching, or reading books if you're fancy like that.

During a barage of emails and phone calls from overbearing college coachs, the lacrosse recruit had to destressificate herself before she could think clearly.

destressificate by Aaron17 November 20, 2009

Destressatize 

the action of revealing ones self of built up stress (methods varying to the individual)

I was so stressed out about my past week i took a long hot bubble bath to DESTRESSATIZE.

The guys night out was a great way to DESTRESSATIZE after the fight with my wife.

Destressatize by LeaAnn 1092 June 30, 2014

destress your breasts 

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

destress your breasts by panic.at.the.disco666 December 2, 2018