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Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.
Robber 1: were totally gonna rob this place!
Robber:2 Oh no! Its Derpman!
They shot eachother
Derpman by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014

DerpAnimation

Why are you here?
Better disappear
This isn't a good site if you're under 18
Definitions all written while on caffeine
I'm not gonna lie
Gonna say it applies
I'm writing this as I sip on my diabetes
I mean Starbucks, sorry sweeties
But the point is DerpAnimation is some guy
He makes random animations on the fly
He's some stranger on the internet

He might like some things that get you upset
You don't know him and he doesn't know you
So don't search him up on Google, Bing or Yahoo
Person 1: Wow, he got attention for making trash?
Person 2: I think that's DerpAnimation
Person 1: Ah, makes sense
DerpAnimation by Derpoz March 3, 2019

derpcannon 

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).
Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.
derpcannon by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011

DerpAnimation

Why are you here?
Better disappear
This isn't a good site if you're under 18
Definitions all written while on caffeine
I'm not gonna lie
Gonna say it applies
I'm writing this as I sip on my diabetes
I mean Starbucks, sorry sweeties
But the point is DerpAnimation is some guy
He makes random animations on the fly
He's some stranger on the internet

He might like some things that get you upset
You don't know him and he doesn't know you
So don't search him up on Google, Bing or Yahoo
Person 1: Wow, he got attention for making trash?
Person 2: I think that's DerpAnimation
Person 1: Ah, makes sense
DerpAnimation by Derpoz March 3, 2019

derksandwich 

good comeback for someone who calls you derk often on false grounds, particularly including student government leaders.
boy: you're such a derk!
girl: well, you're a derksandwich.
boy: *runs away crying*

Derpanchy Monster 

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
Derpanchy Monster by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011