What most teenagers
are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression
. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide
, crying to strangers over the Internet
, and a general lack of common sense.
Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(
Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.