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French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
French Departure by CR 2023 February 26, 2023

Celebratory Departure Bowl 

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?

defarture 

1.) Occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) Also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.
As the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.
defarture by Rowdy Yates November 3, 2004

Departure from gate two 

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.
"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."
Departure from gate two by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012

All the personality of an airport departure lounge 

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid
The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

departure 

The action of leaving, typically to start a journey.
He tried to stop her departure.
departure by @alexlatino356 August 27, 2018