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defaculate 

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time
Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.
"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

Deficulate 

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.
Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.
Deficulate by Belgy March 28, 2023

Demasculated 

v; adj; To remove ones masculinity by any means necessary

some methods include:
1) castration
2) shaving and or waxing
3) photoshop
Did'ja see that pic of Hyukjae? They airbrushed his leg hair off! He's been demasculated!
Demasculated by ohshutup May 12, 2008

Descalated 

Person 1: Wow this party just got really sad all of a sudden...

Person 2: That descalated pretty quickly...
Descalated by patelni14 October 14, 2012

Defuculate 

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated
Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....
Defuculate by Furgle August 28, 2016