Defeculate 

A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.

"Man somebody fuckin defeculated that ride. I can't even tell what color it was."

Defeculate by Billiam Heyton Ashbury Monteban III June 19, 2007

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

Defuckulate 

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

defaculate 

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

defaculate by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009