October 29, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
The feeling that you have heard this bull before.
Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."
The feeling you heard this bullshit before
X- Hey Sam, we need to talk...
Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...
The feeling that you've heard all this bull shit before.
Person # 1: So then I caught a fish, like, ten feet long!
Person # 2: I have a strong feeling of Deja Moo.
Person # 3: No wonder! He's been telling the same damn story for thirty years!
I've got a feeling I've heard this bull before
Third time this week he was late for work. He starts explaining how his wife is pregnant and requires so much of his time. I'm thinking deja moo, he said this last year too.
1: I've heard this bullshit before
2: I've seen this cow (bitch) before
3: I've seen this cow (animal) before
Jacinta: Are you coming to the movies with me?
Derek: Sorry. Working on a science project with Hannah...
Jacinta: Deja moo.
2: Lauren: I'm having a deja moo! Have i seen the lying cow before?
Dana: If anyones a lying cow, it's you.
3: Daisy da Cow: Moo!
Sarah: Have I seen you before?
Daisy da Cow: Moo!
Sarah: I must be having a deja moo.
Part 1: Waking up hungover, rolling over and locking eyes with a fatty, and realizing that you got too drunk and had sex with a cow.
Part 2: Upon further speculation, you realize that this fatty is no ordinary fatty.
Realization: You have had drunk sex with this particular fat chick before.
Rich: Dude, I still can't believe you banged that fat chick Carla last week.
John: Yea, well I had a Deja Moo with her last night.
The feeling you've banged that fat chick before.
He shuddered as she walked by, remembering her sister. It was definitely a case of deja moo.