Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

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dgaffinated

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck

All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

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An athlete has an injury to his calf.

I see where the Green Bay quarterback was decalfinated in last week's game

Decalfinated by MeskMan January 11, 2015

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When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

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When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

Decaffinated by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

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When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

Decaffinated by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

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When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

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