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dgaffinated 

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck
All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

Decalfinated 

An athlete has an injury to his calf.
I see where the Green Bay quarterback was decalfinated in last week's game
Decalfinated by MeskMan January 11, 2015

decaffitated 

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.
"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."
decaffitated by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall
TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!
Decaffinated by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.
That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!
Decaffinated by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

decaffeinated prostitution 

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.
"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”