Deformed Ham 

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

deformian 

A person who looks and acts weird to a level that makes you question their belongingness to both society and humanity.

Yo dude I heard that the deformians were getting rowdy on the band bus.

deformian by deformiancentral August 28, 2023

super deformed 

In anime and manga, when a character is drawn cartoonishly short, about 3 heads high and has deexagerated limbs (i.e. having mitt-like hands, or long stubs for arms). Characters are often shown super-deformed when characters get in comical situations. Often used interexchangibly with chibi, though technically, they're twoi separate, yet similar things.

super deformed by Danny Sotelo May 4, 2003

Deformed pinkie 

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!

Deformed pinkie by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

Deformed Dog 

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

Deformed Dog by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

deford

Not having enough money to pay for something. The opposite of "afford."

I can afford to buy nothing but I can deford everything.

deford by kmal9er May 28, 2016

Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.

I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.

Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020