Definite Maybe 

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

Definite Maybe by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

Reality Deficit Disorder 

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

Reality Deficit Disorder by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

definately 

Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.

definately by monsieurjohn June 24, 2003

brain deficit 

relating to having a brain deficiency. a brain deficit will usually be either very silly, stupid, idiotic or all of the above. shave a square into your son's head to prevent him from getting the brain deficiency. you can also wrap your newborn child's head in a cloth to make their head nice and round, bengali style. this prevents brain shrinkage. unfortunately, there will be some cases in which preventing a brain deficiency will be impossible, as some are just born without brains. these are known as brain deficits. there are no known cures to having a brain deficiency. maybe give your sorrows to the sadh guru or sumin idk

someone: haha Kai, you silly, stupid, idiotic and all of the above, you're such a brain deficit. you're not even a smooth brain because you suffer from an incurable brain deficiency.

Kai: Should I call my mum ??

brain deficit by asalin315 March 12, 2021

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

Definate by Anonymous August 6, 2003