3 definitions by Socrates52

Top Definition
A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.
Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.
#cranial/rectal inversion #cranial rectitis #head #ass #dumb ass
by Socrates52 August 01, 2011
A set of abdominal muscles, well-developed but hidden by a layer of fat 3/8 to 1/2 inch thick, just enough to hide the six-pack. May progress into Dunlap Disease, depending on eating habits and level of physical activity of the owner.
Hey Joe, if you're gonna compete in that bodybuilding contest, ya gotta lose the pillow top six-pack!
#abs #six-pack #beer gut #dunlap disease #dick do disease
by Socrates52 July 30, 2011
That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.
#rectum #proctological #proctology #proctologist #rectal
by Socrates52 October 18, 2013
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