defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 31, 2016

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

by Cliff Dickens January 6, 2004

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

by I <3 Mike Hunt September 27, 2007

defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

by AdGarUK January 8, 2012

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya October 26, 2005

defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!

by defecate November 15, 2019