Constipated or bunged up.
'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017
You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."
Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."
Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."
by gingermom September 29, 2009
Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.
Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"
Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"
Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "
by 12many1s November 7, 2014
Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.
I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.
by Timothy July 9, 2004
Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.
That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.
by Moby Doug August 10, 2009
A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.
The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.
by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010
Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.
Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.
by troy nc April 27, 2012