#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!
by stinky nuts May 11, 2003
by Tyris Truitt March 31, 2020
The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
by Looch May 12, 2003
by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 1, 2003
Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
by Bemoneyg December 4, 2005
by jaybadass December 14, 2003
1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!
Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!
Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!
Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!
Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?
Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!
Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!
Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!
Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!
Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!
Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?
Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!
Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
by The Grizzle December 16, 2006