Someone who can decrypt the meaning of China Fax. As years pass by, the less China Fax Decryptors exist in our world. To master the skill of decrypting China Fax, one must be constantly surrounded by China Fax and be unfazed by their utter meaninglessness.
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Person 2: Ayo can we get a china fax decryptor?
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.