by culinarythug February 5, 2010
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.
by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020
To declare bunko on something is to label it terrible. A declaration of bunko should only be used in cases of extreme bunkness.
by Linguist123456 September 20, 2007
same as founding father
George Washington is a declaration daddy.
James Madison and John Jay were two of the seven declaration daddies of the United States.
James Madison and John Jay were two of the seven declaration daddies of the United States.
by inflatable dartboard November 24, 2019
This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.
by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008
by CadaverBob December 15, 2010
Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.
Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.
Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.
Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.
by It's Poop Again August 17, 2011