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Deathism is the preconceived notion that death is inevitable and inescapable, actually a good thing, and it should be accepted without fear. The term is beginning to gain usage in circles where it is believed that thanks to ever-accelerating scientific progress aging can and indeed should be combated. Deathists tend to be opposed to such an outlook and advocate the "preservation of the natural order of things", and therefore often discourage, or voice their disapproval of anti-aging scientific endeavors.
John is an avowed advocate of deathism, or a "deathist". He believes death is absolute and thinks removing aging from humans would do more harm than good.
deathism by Xfing April 6, 2014

Death Piss 

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.
"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"
Death Piss by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012

Deathwish 

A deathwish is a complete disregard of one's own personal safety well-being, or best interests. For example:

1. Naivety or ignorance of the rules, circumstances or principles.
2. An uncontrollable rage.
3. An obsession for revenge.
4. A mental illness or personality disorder.
5. Loss of the will to live OR an unconscious urge to die.
6. A suicidal urge that drive certain people to put themselves consistently into dangerous situations.
Playing with the wrong person's money can be a deathwish.

Deathist 

Definition # 1

One who has a positive sentiment towards death.

Definition # 2

A label used by members of anti-aging, transhumanist, longevity, life extension, etc communities to identify those who are against said group's ideologies/goals pertaining to extending human life beyond the natural lifespan (curing aging, digital immortality, biological immortality, etc).
Example # 1

Transhumanist: Without life extension, I will not live long enough to visit new planets or experience the technological singularity.

Deathist: Why do you want to be immortal? Won't life become boring after 200 years? You will see all your loved ones die!

Example # 2

Deathist: Death brings meaning to life! Getting old is a beautiful thing. It makes us feel that our time is limited and pushes us to do great things!

Old man in wheelchair: Tell me more about what a beautiful thing aging is.
Deathist by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz November 26, 2020

Mississippi Deathwish

You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.
Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!

deathless 

A term used to describe someone who claims not to be afraid to die.
Tommy's so deathless, he went bungee jumping with a scorpion in his pants!

deathless by Becks Grevau March 30, 2007