deadpen 

(n)A ballpoint pen without ink or similar fluid.

Please,throw this deadpen in the dustbin.
I can not sign cheque with this deadpen.

deadpen by BRANA October 23, 2008

deadpan 

The art of having no expression on your face no matter the hilarity or other reactions you are causing in your audience.

Tim George is so deadpan. I'd bet he'd be good at poker.

deadpan by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

deadpan 

Dry humor with a blank expressionless face. This type of humor is common among shy and socially indifferent people. Includes other elements of humor ranging from shy humor, sarcastic even macabre humor and other personal characteristics which makes it unique to the individual. Deadpan humor is one of the most complex and to many enigmatic comedy styles as only a select few truly understand it enough to appreciate it for it's brilliance.

Sarah Silverman, Michael Cera and Stephen Colbert are some of the best deadpan comedians alive.

deadpan by Jessica Cole January 1, 2008

deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.

"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."

deadend friend by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

deadpan 

I style of humour, also known as dry humour.

It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.

Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.

Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."

deadpan by Jack Townshend January 10, 2007

deadpan 

Having no expression on one's face. Just a blank/empty look.

Tayshaun Prince plays basketball with deadpan.

deadpan by Cinnamon & Sugar May 23, 2005

deadbent 

determined, recklessly so, propelled toward purpose with such gravity that such motivation could cause certain death in process.

Herman is sure deadbent on vengeance, he'll certainly pop a cap in Eugene.

deadbent by Doctor Detroitstein August 18, 2008