dead hand

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.

I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

dead hand

Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.

After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.

by Smileyguy December 15, 2005

dead hand

v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.

When Eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.

by Lexie "Jeffrey" October 11, 2005

Dead Hand

Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction

I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb

by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010

Dead hand gang

An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.

I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.

by predator25 April 28, 2009

Dead hand gang

Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!

by Cheeky Definition Cunt November 18, 2015

cold, dead hand

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!

"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)

by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009