having an appointment with Chuck Norris
"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"

"He's dead."
by Lupi August 26, 2006
when you poke something and it dont move, im pretty dam sure its dead.
oooh a bird *poke* *poke* it aint moving, oh crap its dead. ill give it to the homeless 4 dinner.
by gcghettoMADE August 25, 2003
something that is not happening
fuck it this scene is dead!
by Angelacia January 30, 2008
UNCONSCIOUS
ECCLESIASTES 9:5-6

5) For the living know that they will die;

But THE DEAD KNOW NOTHING.

THEIR MEMORY IS FORGOTTEN.

6) THEIR LOVE, HATRED AND ENVY ARE

ALL GONE.

They will never again participate in

anything that happens under the sun.
by Rev. Zombiegone May 07, 2009
Said after a rubbish joke or after someone tries to do something funny but is not.
Boy: Look what I can do! *Runs into the wall*
Other boy: DEAD
by E11//*]***** March 13, 2006
Severely lacking life
If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you until you're dead.
by Dial-Up February 09, 2003
used as a verb: To disassociate oneself with a person to the point that they are as if dead. This is usually done to a person whose actions are considered malicious.
"She's crazy! You already told her you didnt want to speak to her. You gotta dead her! Don't answer her phone calls and ignore any type of communication she may want to have with you."
by I.Casanova March 24, 2008

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