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66.
1) to no longer breathe, have a pulse, or being unable to continue to be alive.
2) refering to something that is no longer cool or good. Or that has never been.
3) in trouble, started as an exaggeration but now is completely literal
4) electronic that no longer works
5) anything that no longer works or is broken
6) anything that you can't figure out how to use and you want to blame the thing
1) My dog is dead
2) I wish I hadn't gone, that was so dead.
3) When my girlfriend finds out I'm gonna be so dead.
4) My phone is dead.
5) Dude, my hand died!
6) Dammit I hate my laptop it is totally dead!
by jmuhahaha March 13, 2008
 
1.
Britney Spear's career
Wow britney spears sucks
by The Truth January 13, 2005
 
2.
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*
by IFORGOT December 08, 2002
 
3.
frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.
Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.
by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009
 
4.
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
by ihavenolife June 29, 2004
 
5.
When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
by purplestar1952 September 10, 2009
 
6.
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
 
7.
something that forgot how to wake up
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
by juiceshake February 28, 2005