Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

anthony de benedetti 

The all around G.O.A.T.

The Proud Leader of the famous Clash of Clans Clan named Lost Legion and the destroyed Cheek Nation

" Oh my gosh you are the G.O.A.T. " - Anthony De Benedetti

anthony de benedetti by Anthony De Benedetti May 10, 2018

Deboned

When you have a boner, but then you see something horrible/unsexy that kill it. This cause a depression in most guys.

Today I was walking behind this blonde girl wearing a mini-skirt. For some reason, her skirt kept riding up, giving me a great view of her ass. Then her fat friend came by and walked next to her. She was wearing a very small tank top. Her backfat deboned me. God I'm so depress now.

Yesterday I was looking up porn when my mom called me on my phone. She deboned me and ruin my day.

Deboned by Zzyxx26 November 17, 2010

deboned wahoo 

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.

deboned wahoo by Richie McFarland March 9, 2004