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declapse 

when something shrinks into nothing
george started crying after he woke up from surgery and realized his penis had declapsed
the universe expanded, until eventually it declapsed
declapse by micropen February 27, 2021
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A situation renters of tings like nice properties wish to ignore, and landlords hope they can gain a solution to that relieves them of their troubles.
Pav: Hey that shop owner has shut up and moved out. That gaff looks a state.

Aaron: Init. Damm bruv if he has not sorted his delaps, that brother is in trouble.
Pav: Totally his landlord gonna be on to him in no time.
Delaps by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.
Delaps Legend by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Dilaps Legend 

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
Dilaps Legend by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
"What the fuck is a delapse"
delapse by bprizzle September 14, 2020

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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