day of the rake 

Future annexation of canada by America.

It comes from the fact that canada's national flag is of a fucking leaf.

canadian: 'Murica sucks were so superior
American: The day of the rake is coming

day of the rake by America1776America August 31, 2018

Day of the Pillow 

The date identified by Vox Day as to when nursing home staff or family members begin executing Baby Boomers by asphyxiation with pillows to inherit their wealth.

On the Day of the Pillow we are going to be rich.

Day of the Pillow by Littlest Chickenhawk June 15, 2021

Day of the Fish 

Precisely 6 months to the day after Day of the Goat.

Annual celebration in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon, fish meat is fried in a batter of Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people with sometimes chicken feet as well.

preceded by Day of the Scroat

me: yo Paul you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Paul Quiddy: which scroat?

me: Scroat of the Fish

Paul: sweet , that means tomorrow is Day of the Fish

me: sweet

Day of the Fish by ScroatyMcFogarty August 1, 2016

Day of the Despot

A term used to characterize present day politics all over the world as the apparent surge in fascist-leaning leaders is seen.

It looks like we’re living in the Day of the Despot with all of these strong-arm, cult of personality types being “voted” into office.

Day of the Despot by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

Day of Rest 

Following a big working week, Sunday must be the day of rest. I don't care who's birthday it is, or where you are going for a casual drink, I am not getting off the couch. I have bloody work tomorrow after all!

Jmac! Ryan! I don't bloody care where you are going for a drink, it's the bloody day of rest and I am eating Nandos and watching Most Haunted all day.

Day of Rest by Sticksy7 November 28, 2011

Day of the Dildo 

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.

Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”

Day of the Dildo by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Day of the Jackoff 

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

Day of the Jackoff by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021