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To place your finger up the arse of another in an ambush that surprises the 'Davee'.
OMG, he tried to Dave me yesterday!!
by KWa. August 08, 2008
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Someone that nobody knows
"I was just talking to Dave"
by hollaholla078 January 08, 2012
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A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.
I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken
by IamsorightRightt June 04, 2011
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As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.
(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
by Erin BROckovich November 03, 2010
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Short for douchebag, douchabaggery. Usually a Dave will try to fight you to try to prove he is tough even though his friends like him when hes not being an asshole.
Wow, come on guy let take it down a notch. Maybe you should stop, and being dave.
by SsTtUu June 13, 2011
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(noun) the act of making a horrible joke
Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!
by husky5592 April 10, 2011
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A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn
"That guy is a fucking Dave."
by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011
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