used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch
You're such a Dave today!
to think your brother wins at everything and is some sort of god when really he isnt and he sucks at life, and hockey.
nick tells justin and jack that his brother is in the nhl, and there response consists of a "fuck you fagget" and then an egging of his house. DAVE
A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about Myrtle beach.
girl 1: there's this kid in my class he was so annoying.
girl2: his name was Dave right?
girl 1: yea!
girl 2: figures...
To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.
Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.
Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.
A married man who preys on young females.
Any one heard of Dave
and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.
Person who is a real bum
. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.
Can be used as "Bro
get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave
*Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)
A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about myrtle beach. Realize NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave: Me and my girlfriend just broke up what am i gonna do.
Me: The ginger?
Me: well as Martin Luther King Jr. said "Free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we are free at last."