5 definitions by Dave Hooke

Wiinius

n. Someone who is far too good at Nintendo Wii for their own health.

- That's my eighteenth home run in a row.
- You're a Wiinius. Now do your homework.

by Dave Hooke January 14, 2007

Dave

1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes".

2. {Br.} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.

(1) "Dave will know..."

(2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"

by Dave Hooke June 20, 2006

brat

Derogatory term for a spoilt person. Originally applied to small children and John MacEnroe.

A: "You're a brat, SuperMac!"
B: "Shut up! Shut up! You moron! You're dead. You Asshole! Die now you SCUMBAG! Shut up!"

C: ".... Code violation, Mr MacEnroe. Love - thirty"
B: "You moron! You complete fool! Are they paying you to umpire like a retard??"
C: " ....Love - forty"

by Dave Hooke July 15, 2006

fiberk

The experience of waiting in a long queue while desperate for a pee.

I hope this queue moves quick. I need to get inside: I'm fiberking.

by Dave Hooke February 1, 2008

brussels

Disgusting vegetable presented to naughty children at Christmas.

Eat your brussels, you snivelling brat!

by Dave Hooke July 14, 2006