A great guy whom everybody loves. He is always smiling, even when he tries really hard not to. Most girls would definitely date him. He can be really confusing, but he's one of the best friends anyone could have. Don't get him mad at you, because it is usually pretty upsetting. He's funny and cute and all around great!
That Dan over there, he's just awesome!

Wow, you see that Dan? He's really great!
by stallya. June 25, 2009
Dan is funny, hot, sexy, hes such a great guy and is very good-looking, everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him and play with him and he has the coolest name in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!!!!
hey that guy its such a dan
by lienad123 March 25, 2009
the cutest guy in the world, has the prettiest eyes ever, is simply amazing, soooo sweet, dazzling, and godly in everyway shape and form.


... oh and he has a chode.
but its ok, his cuteness makes up for it.
dammmmmmmmmmmn, he must be a dan
by chocolatethunder060 January 29, 2009
A Dan Is Someone Who Everyone Can Depend On. A Really Reliable Person. Everyone Feels Comfortable With A Dan. They Are Impossible Not To Love. Everyone Wants To Be His Friend.=]
Ben: I Met A Dan T'other Day
Sarah: Really!??!?!
Ben: Yep, Now I Wanna Be His Best Friend!!!
by OhYouKnowMe123 July 10, 2009
one who has a slammin' bod.
the man.
girl one: who is that sexy beast right there?
girl two: oh, thats just Dan!
by thecatwhisperer February 06, 2010
A very perverted person that is obsessed by sex and can't live without it. Every sentence he uses or move he makes is somehow related to sex.
Stop looking at my pussy you dan!!!
Omg, you're such a dan!!
by soulhunter93 February 16, 2008
DA DA DA DAN!
HE BE THE MAN
HE GOT A FOOT LONG
IT'S CALLED HIS DONG

HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE
YOU WANT A PIECE?

IT'S MADE OF GOLD
SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD

THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB
BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY
HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY

HE'S A PORN STAR YO
BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S
HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL
IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL
GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL
IT'S ALL COOL
HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM
HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM
PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM

DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER
ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER
THEY JUST MAD

CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD

NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND
DAN'S A REAL BEAST
EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
Dan's a pimp.
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010

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