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Damp Squib 

1:I went to the shop yesterday, and they were out of milk.
2.Aw that’s a bit of a damp squib.
Damp Squib by Baby07xx May 7, 2019

damp squib 

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.
Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.
damp squib by big match terry May 17, 2025

Useless as a damp SQUID 

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?
Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

damp squid 

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.
THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID
damp squid by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010
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