Def1: stupid, uncool, basically anything disliked.
Def2: What's wrong with you?? "What's your damage" or "Damaged!!"
Girl 1: Did you see her new outfit?
Girl 2: I know, that was soo damaged!!
Girl 1: I kinda liked it...
Girl 2: What's your damage today??
by inXandXoutXofXlove March 17, 2009
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your friend just got the latest video game : 'that shits the damage!'

A very attractive lady walks past : 'omg, she's the damage'
by sandbags May 27, 2007
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Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
by AKACroatalin November 12, 2015
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Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
by MicahJoe February 11, 2022
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Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
by SHLA September 10, 2012
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The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.
I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
by XRXS July 11, 2006
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