"Man, Adolph Hitler sure was a dallor."
"Dude, language. I mean, we all wish he'd been brutally murdered in front of his parents as an infant, but have some decency."
he’s the real IMPA but also a real G. hes got the biggest ass but also the biggest bear belly. He has the worst dad jokes on the planet that will either kill you or make you want to kill yourself. He’s quite the man if you get to know him he’ll touch you heart in one too many ways maybe a bit sexual sometimes but he’ll affect you for sure and that’s a promise on my momma. His moose knuckles are to die for and so hot. He’s got the sexiest beard and the a sexy taste in Star Wars movies. He absolutely hates his life and he will let you know it!! He might hate his kids and wife but he still will LOVE YOU with all his E=Mc^2 heart.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.