he’s the real IMPA but also a real G. hes got the biggest ass but also the biggest bear belly. He has the worst dad jokes on the planet that
will either kill you or make you want to kill yourself. He’s quite the man if you get to know him he’ll touch you heart in one too many ways maybe a bit sexual sometimes but he’ll affect you for sure and that’s a promise on my momma. His moose knuckles are to die for and so
hot. He’s got the sexiest beard and the a sexy taste in Star Wars movies. He absolutely hates his life and he
will let you know it!! He might
hate his kids and wife but he still
will LOVE YOU with all his E=Mc^2 heart.