Cypert 

When you are making out with a girl and realize she has a penis. But you go down on her anyway, and she finishes in your mouth. But then when you pull your head up, you realize it was actually your dad.

Ricky: damn girl, you're fine
Girl: hahahah ohhhh, you're so sweet! *unzips pants*
....15 minutes later....
Ricky: *wipes off lips* shit girl, that was some good shit
Girl: son, I'm sorry
Ricky: *looks up* DAD?!
Dad: *shrugs* Cypert

Cypert by Loves2Cypert April 8, 2016

cypeitkcjoennir 

A person who writes cypeitkcjoennir is a person who just searches random stuff in this dictionary hoping to find something,or a person that is EXTREMLY random.

Wow,That person is Extremly cypeitkcjoennir!

cypeitkcjoennir by NyloxGYTLOL June 13, 2021

cypert 

Some one who is gorgous beyond compare and is generally nice but can be bitchy when it comes to guys. She is liked by a lot of guys but they are too scared to amit it due to lack of balls.

"Dude you should totally ask her out!"
"No im wayy to scared too! Why dont you?"
"Im would i mean come on now shes a total cypert!"
"Right!"

cypert by yourbestfrienddddd December 14, 2013

cyperblud

the best boyfriend sanriofwn has ever had, the most loved person in the world and deserves the entire world. cyperblud brings lots of joy into this world, cyperblud is such a special person that has been brought into this world.

cyperblud is loved.

cyperblud by delilah <3 June 15, 2021

cyped

To smoke weed with more then 2 people

“Yeah I cyped with 10 people last night”

cyped by Baeebyee December 30, 2023