A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1
by Zak May 03, 2003
a person who became extremely pissed off when he realalised that the universe dosen't revolve arround him.someone who thinks himself hard to please because no one wants to please him. an optomist who traded his rose colored glasses for a flaw finding magnifying glass. a lot of times a person who would rarher bitch about things than try to change them.
an optomist thinks a thing can be made perfect,a realist less bad ,a cynic says the hell with it.
by knowman February 24, 2008
A sad fuck of a person who has given in to the human tendency towards weakness. They have let bad experiences lead them to believe that bad is all there is in the world; thus blidning them to the good. Cynics like to justify their misery by stating that cynicism is a more realistic belief. But believing that the world is entirely, or mostly, bad is no more realistic than assuming the opposite.
Cynic: Love never lasts, it's all fake!

Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
by Anachi Williams September 09, 2008
a faultfinding captious critic
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
a lame ass freak who needs to get a life and a job!!!!!
or charles you are such a cynic
by Desirae September 14, 2004

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