Someone smart enough to realize that life isn't perfect but too stupid to realize that it's still pretty fucking sweet.
Cynic:
That douche that no one invites to parties because he thinks he has an elevated sense of awareness and a mysterious, dark sexiness that all women must find desirable.
by Mike_Jennison December 25, 2009

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A name assholes give themselves to add a cover of philosophy to their bullshit.
I am not an ordinary asshole, I am a cynic and therefore a philosopher.
by yorkie stomper July 10, 2008

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Someone who believes themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened, when, in fact, they're just like anyone else. Usually lacks confidence in humans as a species to seem more edgy or intelligent.

Generally believe that no one has any passion for anything, or is willing to do something out of the kindness of their heart.

Not to be confused with a skeptic. Cynics usually just bitch and moan about a problem, as opposed to trying to find a solution.
Cynic: How can you enjoy life, man. Or that food? It's just some corporation trying to profit off your enjoyment.
by JimboJamJim June 18, 2011

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A progressive death metal band who recorded one album; Focus.
Cynic is cool, but the computer voice is creepy.
by Ghoul Master X January 06, 2005

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An annoying arse helmet douchenozzle that lurks on forums to try bother normal people. Cynics love homosexual acts, especially flamers. They think they are always right even when everyone else tells them they are wrong. They are different to try to draw attention, even if it makes them look like a dick. They are miserable and hate themselves, which is why they deprive themselves of alcohol which would porbably make them happy.
Cynic was a total douche.
by the-great-white-hunter November 21, 2010

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A person who has an overall negative outlook on life, and believes that all people are motivated by selfishness.
A cynic is a person who, when he sees flowers, looks for a coffin.
by Deej July 24, 2004

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a failed idealist
Joe became a cynic after being disappointed time after time.
by madeleine October 20, 2003

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