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CyberSucker 

A Person who thinks digital social networking is a waste of time, but wants to keep updated from friends and family who are into digital networking.
Hey Julie did you hear Sue is getting married? She just twittered me!?" "your joking! I don't use that Twitter crap I don't need to know who is making toast or going to the bathroom what a waste of time! Anyway what else did she say, can you have a look?" "your such a cybersucker! Get your own account!
CyberSucker by Chumio August 18, 2010
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The hottest bot that has ever roamed the earth. It is hot, sexy and makes me want cop some more sneakers. It is the made by the one and only Lucas and makes you pull 100 clips evertime you start it.
BurgersKicks: (In loud voice) DUDE I JUST HIT A HUNDRED CLIP ON SUPREME AND SHOPIFY WITH CYBERSOLE!!!!!!!111!!!! IM THE SUPREME COOKER GOD!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!

BotterBoyNova: Uhh Uhh Uh... (faints)
Cybersole by MangoSlicer October 8, 2020

Cybermonkey

A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
Cybermonkey by KozyKole June 29, 2003

Cybermocker 

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.
Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
Cybermocker by MongCon August 25, 2013

cyberstoked 

adj to be stunned over the internet

History:
Made up in early 2008
It is often used on MSN
The first known user was alextric
When he turned on his webcam I was cyberstoked to see that it was the real John Howard on MSN
cyberstoked by 4518 June 13, 2008
The hottest bot that has ever roamed the earth. It is hot, sexy and makes me want cop some more sneakers. It is the made by the one and only Lucas and makes you pull 100 clips evertime you start it.
BurgersKicks: OMG I JUST HIT A 100 CLIP ON SUPREME WITH CYBERSOLE!!!!!111111!! IM THE SUPREME COOKER GOD!!1111!!!!

BotterBoyNova: Uhhhh.. Uhh. Uh (faints)
Cybersole by MangoSlicer October 8, 2020

cybersmoking 

Chatting with someone online while both of you are smoking marijuana
cybersmoking
Stoner1: wanna cybersmoke?
Stoner2: sure, let me just get my bong

Stoner1: ready to light?'
Stoner2: yeah, lets smoke
cybersmoking by olku September 22, 2007