Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.

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"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"

Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

cybernaut 

One who spends alot of time in cyberspace.

He's a real cybernaut by spending so much time on computer.

cybernaut by Alan Laskow June 7, 2003

cybernat

Agressive Scottish nationalist online troll.

'I was trolled by a cybernat again today'.

cybernat by 808 State March 6, 2017

cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).

Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.

cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybernautism 

the ideology on how can people secure their data online.

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cybernautism by baitspotter January 29, 2018

Cybernate 

To stay in your room all the while and do nothing but play Xbox and wank profusely over Internet porn.

"Dude, your right arm is like double the size of your left! You should get out more instead of cybernate all the time!"

Cybernate by coxycjc April 9, 2016

Cybernations 

Literally the dumbest game I've ever played. It's like Mafia Wars on crack except most of the people who play care A LOT. It takes literally less than a minute to play per day and 99.999% of what you do is play with your balls. However, like anything, in life no matter how dull the situation, there are lulz to be had. Most of your enjoyment if you don't have a social disorder will be pissing off the people who care WAY too much about their pixels and bring morality of all things into a spreadsheet game. Anyway, I've been playing for over a year now and as long as you look at it in the right way and join an alliance that doesn't care about the poor little defenseless nations being tech raided and....GASP losing their pixels, you'll have fun.

Guy 1 "I Play Cybernations"

Guy 2 "Awe man that sounds cool"

Guy 1 "Not really"

Cybernations by Emperor Zalgo February 25, 2011