cybertard 

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob

"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".

cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008

cyberharem 

An online virtual harem, usually hosting by one male. At least five females must be in the group, and they all answer to the man. They exchange sexual favors, and any man with a cyberharem is very presigious.

Logan: hell yeah these chicks are sending pussy pics

Gunner: goddamn I needa get me a cyberharem

cyberharem by thejollyharlot July 7, 2019

Cybertard

A retard on the internet
Usually used similarly to the word "Skid" meaning script kiddie. The word refers to someone that hides behind swatting and doxxing because they are a terminally online retard.
More specifically, people are called "cybertards" when they partake in activity such as swatting, doxxing or other cybercriminal activity, but end up getting caught because they don't know what they're doing.

Person 1: Did you hear <PERSON 3> just got caught swatting someone?
Person 2: Yeah, he did it on his own parents wifi, with his main phone.
Person 1: Damn, what a CYBERTARD. Everyone knows to at least get a burner.

Cybertard by bonkiousious March 21, 2026