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Doing a Cullum
To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.
Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?
You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.
Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum
You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.
Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum
Doing a Cullum by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020
Cuntlumbo
A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.
Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"
Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"
Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"
Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Cuntlumbo by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009
Jamie Cullum
A Modern-Jazz artist. Originally interested in metal bands, like Metallica, his music often has a lot of bass. His live performances are beyond faultless with perfect vocals and so much energy!
His albums so far are as follows:
*'Heard It All Before' - a rare album, only 700 worldwide, recorded using his student loan and sold at gigs.
*'Pointless Nostalgic'(2001/2)- Primarily a self-funded record, but evetually picked up by Candid records. Has a mixture of fantastic covers and own songs .
*'Twenty-Something'(2003)- released 20th October 2003, on Universal Classics and Jazz label. An album of hugely different sounds ranging from songs taken from 70 years ago to songs written by himself and his brother, Ben.
*'Catching Tales'(2005) - released September 26th 2005. This album has a completely different sound and feel to his previous albums. It shows how much he has grown and matured, not just musically and vocally, but also lyrically. It features an outstanding cover of 'Catch The Sun' by Doves. Jamie's best album so far.
*You can also buy the 'Live At Blenheim Palace' album and DVD, as well as Piano/guitar/vocal books for 'Twenty-Something' and 'Catching Tales'.
His albums so far are as follows:
*'Heard It All Before' - a rare album, only 700 worldwide, recorded using his student loan and sold at gigs.
*'Pointless Nostalgic'(2001/2)- Primarily a self-funded record, but evetually picked up by Candid records. Has a mixture of fantastic covers and own songs .
*'Twenty-Something'(2003)- released 20th October 2003, on Universal Classics and Jazz label. An album of hugely different sounds ranging from songs taken from 70 years ago to songs written by himself and his brother, Ben.
*'Catching Tales'(2005) - released September 26th 2005. This album has a completely different sound and feel to his previous albums. It shows how much he has grown and matured, not just musically and vocally, but also lyrically. It features an outstanding cover of 'Catch The Sun' by Doves. Jamie's best album so far.
*You can also buy the 'Live At Blenheim Palace' album and DVD, as well as Piano/guitar/vocal books for 'Twenty-Something' and 'Catching Tales'.
Jamie Cullum by flyaninnocentlife February 13, 2007
Steffen Cullum
Steffen Cullum is strong and hard working, sexy and funny. Steffen Cullum will do anything to help a friend, always mature when needed to be.
Steffen Cullum by It was an inside job March 14, 2018