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1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise. 2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store. Store owner 1: "My customers are the most valued asset of my business. I'll not have them disturbed or badgered in any way."
Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate." |
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An incredibly stupid person. These people are often found in department and grocery stores and show no signs of common sense. Many times they can be rude, cruel, and obnoxious. This store has too many horrible customers ruining our job.
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Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter. "Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"
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Moving thing that annoys the shit out of me "God, why won't these customers leave?"
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Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win. Customers make my work life horrible.
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Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying. Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.
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someone who pays money for something
also relates to the word COCK somehow paradoxically "customer"
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by
anonymous
Oct 13, 2003
add a video
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