Definitions by nothingsnecessary
Old Crow Whiskey
A beery, barfy-tasting cheap whiskey. Somehow "descended" from a Civil War era bourbon that was guzzled by cowboys and generals. But the original recipe is long since lost and was probably a damn sight better.
I'm pretty sure modern Old Crow whiskey is distilled from King Cobra. But it's got a crow on it, so what the hell. I think I'll go buy some right now.
Old Crow Whiskey by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012
Trenchcoat
A knee to ankle length jacket that repels rain and human beings. In a cultural example of Batesian mimicry (that is, a non-venemous species evolving to resemble a venemous one), you don't even need an actual concealed weapon underneath.
Trenchcoat by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012
Customer
Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.
Customer by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012
Klinefelter Syndrome
A chromosomal abnormality. Typically, affected cells have one y and two x chromosomes (contrast the y and x of cells in a normal male). People with this non-disorder often exhibit vaguely sinister androgyny and an independent and empirical worldview unrestrained by popular gender expectations.
That tall angry guy with the hourglass figure has Klinefelter Syndrome. He's sterile. He diverts his creative instincts toward art, vigilantee suicide missions, and hormonal spazzing. Don't fuck with him, he's wild.
Klinefelter Syndrome by nothingsnecessary November 9, 2012
Jim Beam
An unpopular but ubiquitous bourbon whiskey that tastes like cough syrup. It's kinda good, it just lacks x-factor.
Jim Beam by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012
Johnnie Walker Red
Johnnie Walker Red by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012