Smart-Arse -Know-It alls who go into other people's work places of an evening such
and tell waiter-staff how to do their jobs
and the chefs how to cook and mainly cause
havoc and distess, after they knock off from their
becasue of their
little lives. Sometimes
customers are know as "The Little People" for the naivity and demonstrations of brainless behaviour and overall dumbness.
They sit there arses down
wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed
off when they are removed from the reserved table.
When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want
to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about
They also go by a huge range
of dereogotory terms
genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their
we could sit here" or "Why can't we sit here?" (may also
put up a battle)
Forget what they ordered
Pass up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off "The Gameplan" and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbshit thing like: "I should let you do it, eh"? WELL, FUCK!
Make unnecessary remarks such as
Customer 1: "I wouldn't feed that
to my dog"- meanwhile the meal
Come in a wide varity
of classes: "Working Class"- The most thuggish and threaten to bash you.
Class"- The biggest
YOU how to do your job. These
fuckwit customers also
don't know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. Sometimes they think that
they are helping, but just fuck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.
"Yuppies/ upper middle
class" customers- WILL
give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. They must also
give every single fucken metaphor and simile in the fucken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and bitch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. These
fuckwits want the problem
to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won't be satisified until YOUR blood is ON their hands. These
known as Cuntfaces