curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

curling one out

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

by BanusAnimal April 19, 2009

Curl one out

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

by jasper asper March 7, 2018

Curl One Out

The act of excreting.

- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest

by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.

by Judster October 15, 2004