the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.
tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.
by freedav05 December 21, 2006
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017
The left over residue that stays on your armpit when you apply deodorant. After a while the residue clumps together to form little balls of deodorant residue or armpit curds. The sight of the curds can be sometimes so utterly revolting that you throw up everywhere. Some boys would eat them for money.
by me8576 October 21, 2009
Amy curd is so peng and makes Jemma slagwell so jealous because Amy has been blessed with from the lord above with mighty fat ass and everyone just wants to suck on the fucking thing and this upsets Jemma slagwell very much
by Harvir Grewel December 10, 2018
A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.
This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.
This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.
by lumnet July 4, 2005
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noun;
Occurs following anal sex. Upon pulling out, you realize a small amount of poo lodged in, and ultimately blocking, your pee-hole.
noun;
Occurs following anal sex. Upon pulling out, you realize a small amount of poo lodged in, and ultimately blocking, your pee-hole.
by jws116 November 18, 2009
by J to tha J November 9, 2007