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Coughman 

🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN

🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!
🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN

🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!
Coughman by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019
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Mahit Cough 

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.
You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.
Mahit Cough by Ed Bread April 10, 2019
Related Words

Weed cough 

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
Weed cough by babytalks August 21, 2016

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.
person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!
coughenhoit by renelles18 July 6, 2011

800 cough 

name given to the horrible cough that track runners get after running the 800
Person A: Damn did you hear Stephanie's cough, she sounds like shes dying
Person B: Dude she just ran the 800!

Person A: oh shes got the 800 cough
800 cough by trackgirl228 April 4, 2013

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them
Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!
cough it up by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Coughecate 

To cough and shit your pants at the same time.
While at work the other day, Ken coughecated and had to go home early.
Coughecate by gingersnap69 May 19, 2014