Cuntalappa 

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

Cuntalappa by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009

cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

cuntsalad 

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.

i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.

cuntsalad by john verwey November 26, 2010

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

cuntwall 

The female equivalent of a cock block - when a woman prevents a female friend from engaging in sexual acts.

I was just about to get cumberjacked, but Sharon totally cuntwalled me.

cuntwall by OG5 February 9, 2008

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.

I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet

Cuntwallet by TK52 November 16, 2009

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome 

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome by bigwayne August 17, 2014