Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

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Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

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A term used in Theraputic Community to describe when a person is not holding their peers accountable.

Chase was jerking off in the restroom and Matt was watching. I'm going to drop Matt in the box for negative contracting.

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"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

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The state of being both constricting and distracting

Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.

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The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.

I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.

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To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

I'm contrapting a plan to land this plane.

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