cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

Cuntraction

The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.

I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.

by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010